How to Build a Dank Easter Basket
Let’s be real—traditional Easter baskets are fine and all, but receiving Peeps and basic chocolate bunnies year after year can get a little…meh. If you’re trying to level up your Easter game and build a basket that’ll put the Easter Bunny to shame, we’ve got you. This isn’t your average lineup of pastel sweets and bunny shaped chocolates—this is a handpicked list of the dankest snacks available (and yeah, we’re a little biased, but only because we picked the stuff we actually want to find in our own baskets). Whether you’re treating your bestie, your boo, or yourself (because you deserve it), this guide is packed with certified goodies that are guaranteed to impress.
Now, let’s dive into how to build the dankest Easter basket of all time, featuring our handpicked lineup of snacks from around the world:
We’ve already established that this Easter basket is going to be anything but average, so why not turn the heat all the way up with a fiery, tangy twist on a classic you already love? Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle Crunchy Cheetos are loud in the best way possible—they’re the kind of snack that screams, “I came to party…and maybe burn my taste buds off (in the best way).” Add some serious crunch to your Easter lineup and watch everyone fight over the last handful. Not so sure? Well, let the fact that they sold out the first time we stocked them speaks for itself!
We may have thrown some shade at Peeps in our opening paragraph, but that doesn’t mean all marshmallows are off the table! We just believe that the marshmallows you choose for Easter should be straight-up dank! These Chamallows are soft, sweet, and straight outta France. Add them to your basket for a pastel-pink (no shade to pastels, either!) ultra-fluffy treat that looks good and tastes even better—they literally melt in your mouth! Bonus points if you use them to make the world’s most aesthetic s’mores!
No Easter is complete without some chewy candy—and these Hi-Chew Minis from Japan are next-level dank. They pack all the fruity flavour of your classic Hi-Chew, but in a sweet, new bite-sized format! With a candy coating and soft centre, these mini treats may be small, but they’re huge in flavour. Plus, they come in a handy little box, so you can pretend you're being responsible—though, let’s be real, you’re probably going to finish them all in one sitting (and hey, no judgment)!
Every Easter basket needs a fun drink, and this one brings all the nostalgic vibes of a childhood favourite, so you can really embrace your inner kid! 7UP Shirley Temple is a fizzy, fruity, and refreshing mix of pomegranate, cherry, and lime that will have your mouth partying with every sip. It's basically a time machine for your taste buds, sending you straight back to those carefree days!
You didn’t think we’d build an Easter basket without chocolate, did you? This basket may be done Dank style, but chocolate on Easter is non-negotiable. And forget the basic eggs and bunny shapes—Tony’s Chocolonely Hazelnut Bar is where it’s really at. Made with 32% Fairtrade milk chocolate and packed with at least 10% hazelnuts, it’s the kind of math we can get behind—because it all adds up to 100% delicious. Bonus: this is chocolate you can actually feel good about. Tony’s is all about using traceable cocoa and fighting for a fairer, more ethical chocolate industry. It’s chocolate with a mission, and we’re all in.
Now that you’ve got all your goodies, let’s put it all together:
1. Grab your basket (or whatever you're using—we know some of you like to get crafty).
2. Add some shredded paper or tissue for that festive flair.
3. Layer in your snacks like the true snack-artist you are. The more colourful and chaotic, the better!
4. Wrap it up in cellophane and top it off with a bow and a Dank Mart sticker—or leave it raw and real (trust us, no one’s waiting to tear into this thing).
Boom. You just built the ultimate dank Easter basket. Mission deliciously accomplished.
Hot Tip:
Add a note for that personalized touch… or better yet, toss in a gift card so your fave snack fiend can come pick out their own fire finds.
Did we just start a dank new Easter tradition? We think so.
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