Canada, if you’re hunting for the dankest Liquid Death flavours out there, Dank Mart has you covered. Our coolers are fully stocked with everything from their iced teas to their mountain water—because boring beverages are dead to us.

Plus, each can of Liquid Death is infinitely recyclable (though with branding this killer, you might not want to toss it). Doing your part for the planet has never looked or tasted better.

Ready to murder your thirst? Peep the lethal lineup below:

Sweet Reaper

• A smooth, deadly refreshing twist on classic sweet tea

• 75% less sugar than top iced teas—same bold flavour, zero compromise

• Best served ice cold on a sunny patio, in a frosted glass. Bonus points if you toss in a lemon wedge 

Doctor Death

• A bold blend of cherry, cinnamon, and vanilla flavour…kind of reminds us of another Doc we know

• Only 20 calories per can and sweetened with natural agave, so you get big flavour without the crash

• Use it as mixer for the ultimate cocktail or mocktail, upgrade

Squeezed To Death

• Sparkling water infused with fresh orange essence for a crisp, thirst-quenching sip

• Delivers on flavour with zero artificial sweeteners, and only 20 calories and 4g of sugar per tallboy

• Try swapping this in for your regular morning OJ…it’s guaranteed to give your taste buds a wake-up call

Dead Billionaire

• A savage half-and-half blend of bold black tea and zesty lemonade that delivers a dangerously smooth taste

• Comes in at only 30 calories a can and is infused with B6 and B12, for immune-system support with a flavourful finish

• Pair with your favourite salty snack (the saltier, the better) for ultimate sweet-savoury fix

Killer Cola

• Classic fizzy, bold, sweet cola flavour—now in sparkling water form

• Standing with stats of 4g of sugar and 20 calories per can, rebellion has never tasted so sweet

• Go full Roy Rogers: splash of grenadine, maraschino cherry, and a fresh lime wedge

Rest in Peach

• Killer combo of iced tea and juicy peach flavour that goes down smooth before hitting your thirst with a shovel (a figurative, flavourful shovel)

• Packed with B6, B12, 30mg natural caffeine, and only 6g sugar per can

• Pour over ice, pair with your fav spicy snack, and kick back like it's your last day on Earth

Severed Lime

• Zesty, citrus-forward sparkling water that has a lime twist that’ll murder your thirst (in a good way)

• No artificial sweeteners, and just 20 calories per 19.2oz can—refreshment without fluff

• Freeze into ice cubes, then toss in your favourite summer sip for a burst of refreshing lime

Blueberry Buzzsaw

• Tangy, bold blueberry flavour that cuts through your thirst like a blade

• Made with 6g of sugar, 30 calories, 30mg of natural caffeine, and zero artificial sweeteners

• Mix it with lemonade for a blueberry-spiked Arnold Palmer with a death wish

Cherry Obituary

• Crisp sparkling water meets tart cherry flavour in Liquid Death's signature tallboy can, so you can keep cool and hydrated in style

• With only 2g of sugar and 20 calories per can, it’s a clean sip with killer taste

• Trust us on this one: try it with a splash of lemon juice and a sprig of mint

Mountain Water

• No-frills Alpine mountain water—pure, crisp, and mercilessly refreshing

• Zero bubbles, zero sugar, zero distractions. If you need a sip that’ll get hydration done, and do it well, this is the one for you

• Packaged in a dank tallboy can that’s as cool in a dive bar as it is on your desk

Prepare to say RIP to your thirst—it doesn’t stand a chance.

Stock up at Dank Mart (805 Thurlow Street, Vancouver), or get your favourite flavours delivered straight to your door at dankmart.ca.