Listen up, Canada: Blueberry. Pie. Oreos. 

Yes, that’s a real sentence. Yes, they actually exist. And yes, Dank Mart’s got ‘em—but not for long.

If you’re already mentally slotting these into your personal Oreo Power Rankings (come on, everyone has one, don’t act like you don’t), we feel you. These sweet little sammies are exactly the kind of chaotic-good energy your snack stash’s been begging for.

A Flavour So Weird-It-Works…We’re Still Processing It

We get it. Oreo’s delivered some seriously wild dessert-inspired flavours over the years. Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie, Dirt Cake, Java Chip, the works. And because we care (like, deeply), we’ve tested them all (because hey, someone’s gotta do quality control). So trust us when we say: Blueberry Pie Oreos are serving a slice of something that’s on a whole new level. It’s uncharted territory…even for Oreo.

Now imagine this: graham-flavoured golden cookies (aka the underrated MVP of the Oreo fam) sandwiching a layer of blueberry flavoured creme that legit tastes like pie filling. It’s sweet. It’s tangy. It’s honestly a little confusing…in the best way possible.

That first bite? Our taste buds went full reboot. They’re basically the snack equivalent of that song you skipped for months and now suddenly can’t stop looping.

Somewhere Between Grandma and Gen Z

Mind-blowing flavour aside, we’re also loving how Oreo is embracing this identity crisis they’re going through. Are they nostalgic? Very. Are they also super relevant? Absolutely. They’re delivering some major cottagecore energy we know, we know, not usually our lane) but hey, when it tastes this good, we’re not ones to question it. One bite and suddenly you’re time-traveling between a ‘90s summer picnic and a 2025 pop-up streetwear drop. Magic.

Also, that creme is blue. Like, “not kinda lavender if the lighting hits just right”. We’re talking rich indigo, put-it-on-your-Story-before-you-eat-it blue. Seriously, it looks almost as good in photos as it tastes. Almost.

Limited Run, Maximum FOMO

You already know. This is that same heart-pounding panic-buy energy you felt trying to score last-minute music fest passes or clicking “Buy Now” on a surprise merch drop with only one bar of Wi-Fi. Once these are gone for the season, that’s it. No restock. No notes app apology.

You either secure the snack of the summer…or you don’t. 

We’re not saying you need to hoard them like a doomsday stash of freeze-dried foods, but if you’re the type to build your identity around “trying rare snacks before your friends do” (hi, same), this one’s a non-negotiable.

Pairings So Good, You’ll Thank Us Later

Here’s how we’ve been enjoying our personal stashes:

- Crushed over french vanilla ice cream (a genius move, if we do say so ourselves)

- Dipped in peanut butter for that salty-sweet chaos we crave

- Eaten three at a time, parked outside Dank Mart with zero shame

- Washed down with a cold glass of milk, because that combo still goes unnecessarily hard

Final Verdict?

If the OG Oreos are your dependable bestie (the kind that picks you up from the airport and reminds you to drink water when you’d rather be drinking RedBull), Blueberry Pie Oreos are that quirky cousin who lives in a tricked-out van and got you super into resin art. 

They may not be here for a long time—but they’re absolutely here for a good time.

And listen, we know that limited-edition snacks can sometimes be a gamble. But these? These are the kind of chaos that we go all-in for.

Snag ‘em before they’re gone for good. Or don’t, and spend the rest of the summer watching snack TikTok with regret in your heart and a Blueberry Pie Oreo-sized space in your pantry.